Jun 5, 2011

My new tumblr is here. I don’t use this one anymore. I don’t know why. Also this is my 666th post. Lawlylawlawl.

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May 5, 2011

Supervisor: What temperature does water begin to boil?

Coworker: 80 degrees?

I am going to kill myself I swear to God.

Same coworker: I decided I’m going to eat healthy today!

(pulls out a muffin the size of like three normal muffins)

Me: That’s not really healthy. Most muffins are basically just cupcakes without icing. Where did you get a muffin that big?

Coworker: From Sam’s. It is healthy. It’s banana nut bread!

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fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my first tattoo. I am a huge gamer (and a woman :D)! Ignore the imperfections - it’s made to look like a sketch.

I like to read the notes on posts like this so I can see all the snark.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my first tattoo. I am a huge gamer (and a woman :D)! Ignore the imperfections - it’s made to look like a sketch.

I like to read the notes on posts like this so I can see all the snark.

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May 3, 2011
OMG did you hear the news everyone? We killed Saddam Hussein!

OMG did you hear the news everyone? We killed Saddam Hussein!

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Apr 28, 2011
"Don’t never tell me nothing!"

My coworker, with a triple negative sentence. What have I done with my life?

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Mar 13, 2011

(Source: volkswagen.com, via omydays)

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(Source: sufeiiz)

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Mar 8, 2011

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